XD when somebody types something in Japanese they need to translate it too.
Using Google Translator is useless.
あなた は、 にほんご を はなしますか？
I do
"You will be warm to your HANASHIMASU!?"
Is what Google translated it as, I have a feeling somebody made a Grammatical error 
If it finds a misspelled word or word thats not in the Japanese dictionary it just lists it by itself.
Ｉ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｙｐｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｆｕｌｌ－ｗｉｄｔｈ Ａｌｐｈａｎｕｍｅｒｉｃ！ ｉｔｓ ｌｉｋｅ ａ ｓｅｃｒｅｔ ｃｏｄｅ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ ｆｏｎｔ ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ ｃａｎ’ｔ ｒｅａｄ ａｎｄ ａ Ｒｅａｌｌｙ ａｗｋｗａｒｄ ｆｏｎｔ ｆｏｒ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｗｈｏ ｄｏ ｈａｖｅ Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ ｆｏｎｔ ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ ＸＤ．
Ｈｅｒｅｓ ａ Ｓｅｃｒｅｔ ：Ｄ！ Ｉ ｍｉｓｓｅｄ ｔｈｅ ｂｅｔａ ａｎｄ ｅｖｅｎ ｔｈｏｕｇｈ Ｉ Ｐｒｅ－ｐｕｒｃｈａｓｅｄ Ａｕｄｉｏｓｕｒｆ Ｉ ｓｔｉｌｌ ｄｏｗｎｌｏａｄｅｄ ｔｈｅ ｏｌｄ Ｄｅｍｏ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ Ｉ ｗａｓ ｉｎｐａｔｉａｎｔ ｆｏｒ ｉｔ ｔｏ Ｂｅ ｒｅｌｅａｓｅｄ ａｎｄ Ｉ ｗａｎｔｅｄ ｔｏ ｋｎｏｗ ｈｏｗ ｉｔ ｐｌａｙｓ， ｎｏｔ ｍｕｃｈ ｏｆ ａ ｓｅｃｒｅｔ ｂｕｔ Ｉｔ ｃｏｕｎｔｓ ｂｅｃａｕｓｅ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ａｃｔｉｎｇ ｌｉｋｅ Ｉ’ｖｅ ｎｅｖｅｒ ｐｌａｙｅｄ ｔｈｅ ｇａｍｅ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｕｐ ｕｎｔｉｌ ｔｈｉｓ ｐｏｉｎｔ！ Ａｌｓｏ ｗｈａｔ Ｉ ｌｉｋｅ ａｂｏｕｔ ｔｈｉｓ ｆｏｎｔ ｉｓ ｔｈａｔ ｗｈｅｎ Ｉ ｕｓｅ ｉｔ ｔｈｅ ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃ Ｉｍａｇｅ ｅｍｏｔｉｃｏｎｓ ｄｏｎ’ｔ ａｃｔｉｖａｔｅ！：Ｄ Ｉ ｌｉｋｅ ：Ｄ ｗａｙ ｍｏｒｅ ｔｈｅｎ 
Ｓｏ ｉｆ Ｉ ｊｕｓｔ ｔｙｐｅ ｔｈｅ Ｅｍｏｔｉｃｏｎ ｉｎ Ｆｕｌｌ－ｗｉｆｔｈ Ａｌｐｈａｎｕｍｅｒｉｃ ｔｈｅｎ ｉｔ ｃｏｍｅｓ ｏｕｔ Ｊｕｓｔ ｔｈｅ ｗａｙ Ｉ ｉｎｔｅｎｄｅｄ ｉｔ！
Ｉ ｓｈｏｕｌｄ ｊｕｓｔ ｔｙｐｅ ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ ｉｎ ｔｈｉｓ ｆｏｎｔ ｔｏ ｆｏｒｃｅ ｐｅｏｐｌｅ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ ｆｏｎｔ ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ ＞：Ｄ
Ｈｅｙ！Ｎｅａｔ ｔｒｉｃｋ！
You are right about the grammatical errors there, looking back at my old post it looks like I added an unnecessary ちさいつ (small tsu), heh. The grammar however should be correct, but google translate probably doesn't handle hiragana very well due to it's vagueness, although it does look like the ko in Chance's post is missing tenten.
僕の生縁わジェシーです
僕輪りんごです
君輪雪です
I tried to learn it but it turned out my Japanese teacher was a big singer or something over in Japan and got really busy so she couldn't teach me anymore, I really didn't learn much at all.
The first line is "My name is Jeshii/Jesse"
Second line is "I am Apple"
Third line is "You are snow"
I really don't know much
I still know more then any random person in the US.
Why did this Question come up? I still say that Audiosurf should most likely have Japanese font support
せんせい の おなまえ は なんですか？
(what is/was your teacher's name?)
ジェッシ, is that the kanji for ぼく は/わたし は? As for why it came up? I saw somebody with some hiragana in their signature, and decided it would be a fun question to ask in the forums. I do agree about the asian character support though. From what I understand though, it may be a bit harder then just plopping a font in, since the Japanese characters are stored in doublebyte, rather then single byte ascii I believe.
I know a few words, and might be able to string a simple sentence together (Watashi wa edowaado desu, audiosurf wa daisuki), but I can neither read nor write any kana (let alone kanji).
Pretty good, except you have a particle mistake, it should be audiosurf ga daisuki desu, due to the way suki works. In hiragana that would look something like this:
わたし わ エドワード です。 アヂオセルフ (any other takes on how to spell that in Katakana?) が だいすき です。
