I am really sick, and I need some questions answered:?

[Mariaz]

Well around 11pm tonight I got very sick;
And I am freezing cold...
But have no temperature...because I don't feel hot.
But I am VERY sick, was sleeping on the bathroom floor and everything.

[blue_h3x]

The problem is you're either a spam bot, or very lost. Though it's likely you're both, as this isn't a diagnose your self with everything under the sun forum.

[lavacano201014]

Ah, yes. You suffer from a fatal condition known as "rigor mortis".

[blue_h3x]

I would prescribe a 12 hour dose of AudioSurf seven times a week for a month. Although if you have rigor mortis as my peer, lavacano201014, predicts, then I am afraid it is too late for you.

[chimaeraUndying]

I would prescribe a 12 hour dose of AudioSurf seven times a week for a month. Although if you have rigor mortis as my peer, lavacano201014, predicts, then I am afraid it is too late for you.

+ 1

Beware: If you spend more than 12 hours playing AudioSurf, you may experience Audiosurfitis.

[ManPigThing]

I would prescribe a 12 hour dose of AudioSurf seven times a week for a month. Although if you have rigor mortis as my peer, lavacano201014, predicts, then I am afraid it is too late for you.

Now now, he could probably still play mono or vegas

[blue_h3x]

I would prescribe a 12 hour dose of AudioSurf seven times a week for a month. Although if you have rigor mortis as my peer, lavacano201014, predicts, then I am afraid it is too late for you.

Now now, he could probably still play mono or vegas

Keep holding shuffle and tap right every now and again

[chimaeraUndying]

PROTIP: Forward-Leftclick is the best strategy EVAR!!1!!!1

Signs of Audiosurfitis:

• Urge to collide with coloured cars on the highway
• Need to avoid white and black objects
• Violence towards ninjas and gamblers

[blue_h3x]

Although some signs may be similar to those of other illnesses, such as 'seeing red' may be a side effect of a bad case of runners vision.

[Razaeria]

I think you should go to a doctor right away. I hope you're alright.

[Sensei Le Roof]

I would prescribe a 12 hour dose of AudioSurf seven times a week for a month. Although if you have rigor mortis as my peer, lavacano201014, predicts, then I am afraid it is too late for you.

+ 1

Beware: If you spend more than 12 hours playing AudioSurf, you may experience Audiosurfitis.

My Audiosurf has never been inflamed.

[chimaeraUndying]

Count yourself among the lucky then.

If your Audiosurf starts to fail, the only option may be to get a transplant.

Please note that Beat Hazard has been proven an ineffective replacement in cases where a transplant is required.

[Mincus]

Please note that Beat Hazard has been proven an ineffective replacement in cases where a transplant is required.

O RLY?

YA RLY

Works for viruses though.

[Sensei Le Roof]

Bwahaha, haha, haha, ha.

[lavacano201014]

NOT ONLY IS THAT QUOTE PYRAMID ANNOYING AS FUCK, IT LAGS MY SCROLLING. REMOVE PLEASE.

Anyway:

Although some signs may be similar to those of other illnesses, such as 'seeing red' may be a side effect of a bad case of runners vision.

I lol'd.