One day a guy was on the way to school when he found a box with a spider in it and threatened the spider to send him to the moon with no cash or towel, unless he knew the secret about the new and revamped totally brand spanking and shining Audiosurf Boxed edition with manual! Unfortunately for the spider, he had already killed Dylan and deleted the source code files. And on top of THAT twenty two rare elephants were sending death threats to him to avenge their master's death, but before the spider could summon the courage to reveal what he really is, he was suddenly stamped upon by a common elephant, who hates absolutely nothing more than a pint of sand in it's favourite pair of stripy socks, which, at the time of stamping, was irritating the elephant because it tickles him, and when things tickle him, he feels like something gets bigger, like a massive urge to...
