Simple. Write haikus.
When you are done, please post them.
Here's a few of mine:
"On the subject of electronic sounds..."
The startup music
Its static blasts my eardrums.
The update fixed this.
"Raven Quoth nevermore The"
Lore a forgotten
lifted be Nevermore Shall
Dreary midnight once
If anyone doesn't know, Haikus are an ancient japanese form of poetry which need not rhyme, and always follow a strict syllable pattern. 5-7-5.
I look forward to hearing several witty/symbolic/random haikus from everyone!