Here you are, ViRUS. You tell Muffin to cut the guinea pig in pieces and eat the pieces. You never said anything about actually eating the pieces, though.
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`(Heh. Just killing the guinea pig won't be enough after all this. I'll make Muffin cut the guinea pig in pieces, then MAKE HIM EAT THE PIECES.)\
`"Muffin! First, cut the guinea pig in pieces!"\
`An evil grin appeared on my face as I told Muffin to commence the slaughter.\
`-swish swish swish-\
`I could only see Muffin's back, but the noises confirmed that the giant guinea pig was now dozens of small pieces of guinea pig.\
`"Now, Muffin, eat the pieces of what used to be that huge guinea pig!"\
`As expected, Muffin disagreed.\
`"Dude, I can't do that."\
`What I did not expect, though, was that he actually had a valid reason for it.\
`"Besides the fact that I would kill you for giving such a command and the fact that robots don't eat, there's nothing to eat here."\
`(Huh?)\
`I looked up.\
`In front of me@
`was a portal.\
`"?!"\
`"What the hell is this??"\
`The voice in my head...no, the English language spoke to me again.\
`"What you see before you is a portal."\
`"No shit, Sherlock. Why's there a portal here?"\
`"Because the magic laser has sliced through reality, creating a portal for you to jump into. Do not hesitate; it is required for you to fulfill your destiny."\
`"My destiny? Am I a special person chosen by destiny to do some heroic act?"\
`"...no, not really. I just picked you by random chance. But yes, you will indeed do heroic deeds."\
`"So do not hesitate. Jump into the portal."\
`(Let's consider what happens if I decide to jump in.)\
`(If I'm lucky, I'll kick ass and become a hero.)\
`(If I'm not, I will probably die a very painful death and have become an hero.)\
`I quickly realized that as a visual novel protagonist, considering my options was kind of useless. I would either jump in anyways, or when choosing not to jump, I'd just get a bad end with an even more painful death.\
`"Okay, let's do this!"\
`I ran towards the portal, and...\
`"WAIT!@ It is kind of embarrassing to admit this, but I had almost forgotten to tell you. Muffin cannot move through this portal. He will have to return to his Pokeball."\
`(TIMING, man, TIMING!)\
`I sighed and made Muffin return to his Pokeball (of course shouting the obligatory sentence "Muffin! Come back!").\
`"Okay, you can jump in now."\
`"For sure this time?"\
`"Yes, we have not forgotten anything this time."\
`(I guess.)\
`I ran towards the portal, and...\
`I jumped in.\
`There was no longer a city around me.\
`There was no longer destruction caused by giant creatures fighting in said city.\
`There were no longer giant creatures causing said destruction.\
`There was no longer anything.\
`All I could see was small, twinkling lights, much like stars.\
`However, I was not standing on the ground, gazing up at the night sky.\
`I was floating around in nothingness.\
`"What happened?"\
`Then I heard English's voice, the only thing I recognized in this vast nothingness.\
`"You have been transported to nowhere."\
`"Nowhere?"\
`"Yes. You are not anywhere. Do you want to go back?"\
`"I'm not sure..."\
`There was nothing here. No robots randomly attacking me, no giant guinea pigs attacking said robot who was now fighting for me, no magic laser rendering all other weapons obsolete.\
`(Although that magic laser was pretty awesome.)\
`But neither were there interesting events, funny situations or nice warm sunny days.\
`...but then again, with Muffin around, those funny situations would eventually end up killing me some day.\
`"Well, whether or not you want to, you will have to."\
`"I have to return?"\
`"Yes. It will probably have occurred to you that strange events are taking place in the world."\
`"I had no idea."\
`"..."\
`"Well, okay, a pots-and-pans robot attacking me out of the blue did strike me as kind of odd."\
`"Yes. Harmful things are happening to our world. These are all caused by an evil superhuman entity with a very wicked and uninspired mind."\
`"You don't mean to tell me he created that giant guinea pig with the horribly cliched mutations?"\
`"I am afraid he did."\
`His horrible taste would indeed bring great harm to our world.\
`"I have to stop this entity at any cost. I don't want him to screw up our world like this."\
`"Very well. To defeat this entity, you must have the Appeal, the Force and the Language."\
`"Sounds cryptic."\
`"You have caught a robot and given him an undefeatable weapon, have you not?"\
`That would be Muffin.\
`"Yes, he's right here in his Pokeball, with weapon and all."\
`"He is the Force. Carry him in your heart."\
`(The force, huh?)\
`"Force, as in, 'may the Force be with you'?"\
`"No, that would only be in the case of a science fiction movie. In this case, you push the Pokeball against your chest and close your eyes."\
`I did as instructed.\
`"The Force is now a part of you."\
`I opened my eyes. Surprisingly, the Pokeball was gone.\
`"By believing it is a part of you, it becomes a part of you, and you will carry it in your heart."\
`(Yeah. The Force is with me.)\
`"So, what do I do now?"\
`A familiar scene appeared before my eyes.\
`"Now, you must return. You will once again relive the events of this day."\
`"Again?"\
`"Yes. However, this time will be different. Seek out the Appeal and the Language."\
`I was pushed into the image of the street I was walking on.\
`As I got closer, I felt reality, which I almost thought had disappeared, come back to me.\
`My vision went black.\
`I once again heard the last words English had spoken to me.\
`"Seek out the Appeal and the Language."\
`And then I returned.\
And that makes two routes. Next, the Language Route. None of it has been pre-written, so we can get started right after the intro scene.
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`It was a nice, warm, sunny day.\
`I hate nice warm sunny days.\
`Looking up, the sun was still high in the sky.\
`"Eh, probably still afternoon."\
`I returned my gaze to the crowded street I was walking on.\
`Then, something very unexpected happened.\
Choose:
Anything goes here. Pick something, and we'll use that to start the Language route.
