`(What do I do now?)\
`As I thought that, I suddenly heard a voice.\
`"Get him."\
`That was all it said. Get who? The businessman? As if. The man had lightning-fast reflexes, and was walking towards me, ready to attack.\
`I mean, if I could get behind him or something, that would change things, but trying to defend myself now would be futile.\
`Just as I thought that...\
`I suddenly materialized behind him.\
`I didn't know how I did it, or even if I was the one who did it. But what I did know was that I was right behind the man, something he did not expect.\
`I didn't even have to think. My fist moved of its own accord.\
`"GAAAAH!", the man yelled as my fist collided with his back, and the man lost his balance.\
`I quickly took the man's suitcase, which he was too distracted to hold on to, and hit him with the suitcase.\
`(Hey, I guess it did work out after all.)\
`The man fell to the ground, like a salaryman hit with a suitcase.\
`...wait, this is a salaryman, and I just did hit him with a suitcase.\
`Anyways, the guy was unconscious. At least, they call that unconscious, right? When their heart stops beating and stuff?\
`Whatever his state, the businessman lay there, unmoving, and in my hand was the suitcase he was carrying only minutes before.\
`Right, the suitcase.\
`I noticed there were strange, indecipherable runes carved into it.\
`...PINK strange, indecipherable runes. Whoever carved those runes must have had terrible taste.\
`Ignoring the crowd of pedestrians, who had by now gathered around the spectacle and were looking on in total awe, I opened it.\
`I looked inside the suitcase, and inside were...\
; Choose ;
; A) Plans to assassinate the president by using paranormal powers ;
; B) Drugs ;
; C) Imported hentai doujins ;
