Stop!

[demonicpriest]

Everybody, stop accusing Bob Saget of raping and killing a girl in 1990. All I ever hear are rumors that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990, and I am really starting to get tired of hearing that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. I havent heard any evidence that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. The most I ever heard on the subject or rumors of Bob Saget raping and killing a girl in 1990. Please, we all heard that a girl may have been raped and killed by Bob Saget in 1990, but that was 18 years ago and the case of Bob Saget raping and killing a girl in 1990 is over. All everyone talks about is Bob Saget raping and killing a girl in 1990, and I'm tired of hearing that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. Who here has actually seen Bob Saget rape and kill a girl in 1990? I dont think any of you have seen Bob Saget rape and kill a girl in 1990, but for some reason everyone keeps accusing Bob Saget of rapeing and killing a girl in 1990. I dont believe one word of Bob Saget raping and killing a girl in 1990, and I hope you dont believe Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990. All I can think of is how horrible it is that someone would falsely accuse Bob Saget of raping and killing a girl in 1990. Why would Bob Saget really rape and kill a girl in 1990? If he wanted to have violent sex he could get the Olsen Twins when they were four years old, so I dont think he would rape and kill a girl in 1990. I know I would never rape and kill a girl in 1990, and neither would Bob Saget, because Bob Saget can get goats and hookers instead of raping and killing a girl in 1990. How many times do I need to tell everyone that Bob Saget did not rape and kill a girl in 1990?

[Laserrobotics]

i would like to point out that you're only 15, so that was 3 years before your time.

[demonicpriest]

That doesnt change the fact that all I hear about is Bob Saget raping and killing a girl in 1990.

[Laserrobotics]

exactly where do you go that you hear about it?  i have been all over the place and never heard a single word about it.

[UncFester]

exactly where do you go that you hear about it?  i have been all over the place and never heard a single word about it.

He's just playing a "Family Guy" game from the episode "Lois Kills Stewie" -- Rob Schneider pays migrants in front of the Home Depot to choke him in the shower -- a rumor the Griffins decided to make up to kill time while they're tied up. It's in the third paragraph here:

http://www.recapist.com/2007/11/12/family-guy-lois-kills-stewie-episode-605

But yeah, I've heard about how Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990 -- everyone's talking about it and I'm tired of hearing about it. 

[demonicpriest]

Nothing to do with Family Guy, noob- I'm serious about Bob Saget raping and killing a girl in 1990, everyone keeps telling me that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990, but personally, I dont believe that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.

[UncFester]

Nothing to do with Family Guy, noob-...

Yeah, it has to do with the unfunniest roast Comedy Central ever broadcast. I saw it and have to wonder why you'd want to link yourself with a douche like Gilbert Gottfried. I tried to save some of your dignity by linking it to Family Guy instead. Oh, well. 

For those wondering souls:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRNQFH4Ciw

[Laserrobotics]

I'm kind of wondering if he's going to say no to that too...

[demonicpriest]

Nothing to do with Family Guy, noob-...

Yeah, it has to do with the unfunniest roast Comedy Central ever broadcast. I saw it and have to wonder why you'd want to link yourself with a douche like Gilbert Gottfried. I tried to save some of your dignity by linking it to Family Guy instead. Oh, well. 

For those wondering souls:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRNQFH4Ciw

Yes, I am indeed a accomplish of the great Gilbert Gottfried, who helped open my eyes to how many people honestly believe that Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in 1990.
And Gilbert Gottfried was the shit, you faggot.

[UncFester]

And Gilbert Gottfried was the shit, you faggot.

Yeah, he was the cream of the shit on a shitty show.
Only faggots and 'tards like Gilbert Gottfried, so you've obviously made a mistake here.
Do you get a boner whenever that duck says, "AFLAC?"

[demonicpriest]

Yes, I actually do get a boner from that. So, tell me, what do you get your boners from? Two men shitting on eachother while regurgitating hamburgers they just ate in a burger smoothie onto other men, who are currently masturbating heavily, waiting to get to their climax so that they can ejaculate steamy, red bloody sperm onto the shitters faces, and then shove their ass into the shitters mouth and take a nice big crap in they're gaping wide mouth and urinate into thin air at the same time?

[Chance]

exactly where do you go that you hear about it?  i have been all over the place and never heard a single word about it.

[Laserrobotics]

 

[demonicpriest]

Are you smiling at Bob Saget raping and killing a girl in 1990?

[Laserrobotics]

you're probably joking here, but i'm going to explain it anyways:
i'm smiling because my response was used in a totally appropriate and hilarious way