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My new graphics card
« on: August 09, 2008, 06:53:18 am »


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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2008, 07:08:30 am »
exactly why does it have 2 different specifications?
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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2008, 07:43:43 am »
thats a pretty shitty photoshop.

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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2008, 12:10:41 pm »
FACT: nVidia doesnt print anime whores on they're graphics cards.

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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2008, 12:13:48 pm »
It's quite clearly Elsa.

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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2008, 12:48:42 pm »
exactly why does it have 2 different specifications?
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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2008, 01:23:31 pm »
You stay classy San Diego.
Go fuck your self San Diego.

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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2008, 01:48:02 pm »
exactly why does it have 2 different specifications?
i'm going to do this until someone answers me
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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2008, 02:46:32 pm »
"Real," or not, it looks like it would run too hot -- even with that fan. :)

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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2008, 06:17:19 pm »
You idiot.  They don't make an 'ELSA Gladiac 988GT'.  The closest they make is the Elsa Gladiac 980GTX, seen below.


For a listing of all Elsa cards, a website is here: http://www.elsa.com/EN/Products/series.asp?legacy=&key=GLADIAC&bus=&page=1

FACT: nVidia doesnt print anime whores on they're graphics cards.
However, I will give you that they print anime women on the boxes.  Some of the boxes.  And none of them are in sexual scenes, as far as I bothered to look.
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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2008, 09:17:26 pm »
rofl nice find Lavos^

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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2008, 10:48:55 pm »
You idiot.  They don't make an 'ELSA Gladiac 988GT'.  The closest they make is the Elsa Gladiac 980GTX, seen below.


For a listing of all Elsa cards, a website is here: http://www.elsa.com/EN/Products/series.asp?legacy=&key=GLADIAC&bus=&page=1

FACT: nVidia doesnt print anime whores on they're graphics cards.
However, I will give you that they print anime women on the boxes.  Some of the boxes.  And none of them are in sexual scenes, as far as I bothered to look.

Because they made it a new card. It doesn't have 2 specifications, and if you think it does, you're severely retarded.

It's a fucking joke how about you l2laugh like Louis. Elfen Lied = HOT.

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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2008, 06:34:22 am »
it has a 988GT and a 8800GT on there.  Elsa makes neither.  And, if they had made a new card, it would have been on their website, which you obviously didn't bother to look at.
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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2008, 06:50:14 am »
Yes. 988GT is their product code. And that product contains nVidia's 8800GT. You clearly know fuck all about graphics cards.

They all have their own product names, but that's not what the card actually is. Look at your own link. Their product names are ELSA GLADIAC™ 960GT PW 512B3 2DT RH, ELSA GLADIAC™ 960GT 512B3 2DT RH etc. There's no actual "960GT" card, that's just their way of naming it. Unfortunately Elsa's product names are pretty close to the actual card's name so you're most likely going to miss the whole point anyway.

You could go to Elsa and ask to buy a 960GT, but what you would actually get is an nVidia 9600GT card. It's like office's internal IDs. Or any sort of shop. If you've ever used a magazine, or even ordered a takeaway, on the phone it's like "I'll have a 96, with some 81" etc, because those IDs are actually meals on their menu. If you've been in line at any fast food restaurant you can hear them shout out what you order, but it's in their own special "language", if you will, so they know what they're talking about.

This particular card was made a joke to be a new line of graphics cards for Elsa, called the 988GT, presumably featuring nVidia's (made up) 9880GT card.

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Re: My new graphics card
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2008, 03:03:00 pm »
It's quite clearly Elsa.

While it clearly says Elsa, it also quite clearly says nVidia GeForce 8800GT.