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Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« on: July 11, 2008, 01:59:50 am »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7494777.stm

This is for you Cody/Lavos^/Faggot...
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2008, 07:28:23 am »
well of course it can, if you don't eat healthy and/or get proper exercise its gonna fuck you up
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2008, 11:52:24 am »
Also, drinking Mountain Dew shrivels your balls and decreases sperm count because of the yellow foodcoloring. Not all foodcoloring will do this, just the yellow shit.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2008, 12:16:26 pm »


Not fat. K?
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2008, 12:41:20 pm »
You got a wierd lookin' stomach man.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2008, 12:44:14 pm »
Nah, that's just what happens when you're really thin but have muscle in the middle, lol.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2008, 03:44:57 pm »
Quote from: Lavos^ on July 11, 2008, 12:44:14 pm
Nah, that's just what happens when you're really thin but have muscle in the middle, lol.

No. Its not. If you had muscle, it would be visible, maybe in the form of a six pack or some shit like that. If you had muscle, you would probably have a rougher stomach, but its all smooth. Lying faggot.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2008, 03:51:47 pm »
small dick alert.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2008, 03:53:56 pm »
Quote from: Lo/Rez on July 11, 2008, 03:51:47 pm
small dick alert.

After you said that, I looked and noticed there is NO package whatsoever.
Haha, lavos, you must really want to kill yourself, because after seeing your dick, no woman will fuck you. Theyre about to, but then they just cant stop laughing when they see it.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2008, 04:09:52 pm »
why do you think he's such an asshole? maybe because he's all scrawny, and has a tiny penis.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 05:45:46 pm »
Looool. Well all justification I give from now on you'll refute, so there's no point me trying.

But yeah it is Demon, everyone has muscle on their stomach, otherwise you wouldn't be able to move it. It's not defined as a six pack, I never said it was, but that is muscle, the same muscle everyone has, it's just that I'm really thin around the hips, (I have like girl hips, and an hourglass figure, which really isn't funny cause guys aren't supposed to be like that. >.>) so it shows like that.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2008, 05:57:27 pm »
I thought you were saying your buff. Nevermind.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2008, 06:00:14 pm »
Noooo, far from it. I don't do any kind of exercise except like wrist/hand from using the computer. I have muscles on my fingers though which is pretty sick.
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2008, 06:14:12 pm »
"Hey baby, want to go to the gun show?" *Flexes finger muscles* "yeah, how do you like that? Just so you know, I can type like 70 words per minute, so yeah, i bet you wanna go out with me now."
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Re: Being too fat 'can damage sperm'
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 06:22:10 pm »
That, combined with my micro, hell yes.
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