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Albert Fish
« on: June 20, 2008, 02:14:27 pm »
Possibly the most awesome man to have ever lived?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish

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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2008, 03:17:00 pm »
I didn't know there was a wiki article on my great-grandfather, god rest his soul.
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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2008, 03:27:52 pm »
He was innocent. He only confessed to protect his wife.

"Following this rejection, Fish began to hear voices; for example, he once wrapped himself up in a carpet, explaining that he was following the instructions of John the Apostle." This was his wife's new husband's doing. Albert tried to get her back, and seemed to succeed, but John Straube threatened to kill her if he stayed persistent. Fish was afraid that Straube might hurt his ex if he told the police the truth. So he lied to them.

Even though he promissed John Straube to let go of his old ex, they secretly sent mails to eachother. One day in 1927, Straube found one of the love letters, and answered it by saying: "I love your old hag, so I won't kill her now, but I will show you that I'm serious by killing someone". And that, folks, is how it all began.

The only true part about him is "he stabbed a mentally retarded boy around 1919 in Georgetown, Washington, D.C.. Consistently, many of his intended victims would be either mentally retarded". But who can blame him for that?

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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2008, 03:50:08 pm »
hey, it could be true.  i'm a direct descendant of Myles Standish.
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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2008, 03:55:18 pm »
Orly?

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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2008, 07:15:11 pm »
Rly.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myles_Standish  i think i'm related on my dad's side.  i only know this because that's where my middle name came from.  Myles, not Standish.
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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2008, 07:40:56 pm »
I'm related to him. No doubt.
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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2008, 08:07:41 pm »
I'm related to him. No doubt.
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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2008, 10:12:55 pm »
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight.
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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 10:31:10 am »
Rly.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myles_Standish  i think i'm related on my dad's side.  i only know this because that's where my middle name came from.  Myles, not Standish.
Myles isn't a name only one person has had.
It slightly common.
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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2008, 11:30:00 am »
WHOOOOOOP!
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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2008, 01:42:09 pm »
Rly.  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myles_Standish  i think i'm related on my dad's side.  i only know this because that's where my middle name came from.  Myles, not Standish.
Myles isn't a name only one person has had.
It slightly common.
that may be true, but it's still where my middle name came from.
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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2008, 03:53:43 pm »
My middle name came from a MOTHER FUCKING TALKING TRAIN. It PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF.

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Re: Albert Fish
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2008, 03:58:23 pm »
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