Where's the sacrifise-myself-for-the-rest-of-the-world-by-jumping-into-an-active-volcano-to-ease-it's-pain option?
Or...
get-killed-by-a-beaver
Cut-off-my-feet-and-hands,-make-someone-treat-your-wounds,-just-to-lay-back-and-starve-to-death
Knock-your-head-repeatedly-against-a-wall-untill-it-cracks-and-your-brain-falls-out
Stabb-a-pencil-in-your-wrist-hoping-you-would-get-poisioned-without-telling-anyone
Go-to-sleep-with-your-head-facing-down,-and-don't-look-up-when-you-wake-up
Show-a-snake-your-wet-toungue-untill-it-bites-it-and-rips-you-apart-from-the-inside(however that's supposed to work)
Rape-your-sister/brother-when-they're-young,-hoping-they-crack-after-some-weeks-and-stab-you-to-death
Sing-with-such-a-high-pitched-voice-that-makes-glass-break-and-hope-a-splitter(is this the word I'm looking for?
)-gets-stuck-inside-your-throat
Not enough options, mate. You really need to add more. It'd be better if you didn't make a poll and just asked people for their opinions
Poll