Ben n Jerrys.

[demonicpriest]

I went after school. The line was about 300 long, even though I live in a small Oregon town. I got about ten scoops in a row, and some mini cinnamon rolls at Market of Choice next door. I got it multiple times fast by simply going through the line saying I'm going to the bathroom, hiding behind a small cutout board and then when I see a group thats not paying attention, I cut them, which took about 2.5 seconds behind the thing. It was amazing. Then, when I got home I took the most amazing shit of my life.

[Cody900]

And I'm apparently a troll.

[Lo/Rez]

When the people you skipped watched you get ice cream, they should have formed a lynch mob.

[demonicpriest]

Well, they would be pretty retarded, then, because there were like six people in my group, including the buffest kid in the whole school (Hes about 14, hes not fat at ALL and weighs about 200 pounds just from muscle)

[Cody900]

How old are you?

[demonicpriest]

15.

[silentscream51]

15.

Just like your avatar.

I LOL'D!

[Cody900]

Innit Silent, that explains everything.

[demonicpriest]

I find it rather funny how people seem to think that they are smarter and better then others simply due to age, even though age alone does not make one stronger or smarter. The only thing that can make you stronger is how you treat your body. When it comes to intelligence, simply the ability to remember facts will not prove your smart- that is a good memory, which is nothing to do with your intelligence. Someone with intelligence, for example, is someone who can partake in debate and back up even the hardest things to back up, people who can find supporting and facts to support his side, even if the other side outweighs his own, and word it in a more convincing way, or someone who can actually make something.
The fact that you are older does not prove anything, and to think so is ignorant is the simplest way to put it.

[Cody900]

Someone without intelligence, needs to steal ice cream, and make a topic about it in need of some kind of gratification either because you're depraved of it in real life, or because you're trying to justify to yourself that it was a good thing to do.

[demonicpriest]

Well, as for stealing, why pay for it when you can get it for free without any repercussion whatsoever, and it was the last thing I did, so I decided to post about it. As for intelligence, look at the post you just made. Then look at the post above it. Notice how much more reasoning my post has then yours and how much more intelligent it sounds. See that? See how my post is actually more then one sentence, is written with actual reason rather then to try to insult someone younger then you (which comes to show that your the kind of person who thinks that he should be able to flame anyone online because if he did it in real life, he would be physically destroyed), and yours is just a few simple insults and comments that you assume that I have no life because I was outside.

[Cody900]

Well then give me your address and I'll be sure to come tell you personally.

The keyword in your post being "sounds", it doesn't matter how intelligent you type, that doesn't make your points any more valid, in fact, generally it makes them less valid as you need to type with more class to hide the point that your arguments are weak and poorly constructed.

It matters not, anyhow. I don't need to argue with a 15 year old, just give me your address

[demonicpriest]

About coming over there. Thats what everyone always says, to sound tough to everyone, even though everyone knows that nobody would do that, unless they had absolutely no life or friends at all, and I do hope you have friends- it would be rather depressing otherwise.
And it takes at least some intelligence to word your arguments and sentences so that they sound believable, and if you took no effort to do so, nobody would listen to you, because if you just give the facts straight out without anything to make you sound actually intelligent, you sound like a moron who is just making stuff up or doesn't want to admit that he doesn't know what hes talking about.
If you actually want to sound tough, then beat someone up, take a picture of him lying on the ground and put something in the picture to prove that you did it, I don't just want a picture you took off of Google. Now, of course, your going to tell me to do the same thing, no doubt, but I'm not exactly the one saying that I'm going to come over to your house and kill you over the internet.
Also,

[Cody900]

And yet I see no address.

[demonicpriest]

Did you even read my post, or was it too long for you to understand? Were you afraid you would forget and have to reread? I pretty much addressed that.