Forum Game: Three Word Story

[Chaosdragon94]

Let's see if we can start up some Forum Games on this forum.
Basically, you have to copy and paste the story, and then add your own three words.
EX:
Post 1
There was an
Post 2
There was an awesome game named
Post 3
There was an awesome game named mother fucking Audiosurf

Rules:
Don't quote, just copy and paste what the guy said in the post above and then right your own three words, etc.
If mods could let it be, there could be joke flaming in this thread. In another forum we made this thread and joke flaming was aloud, and no fights broke out.

I'll start.

An old man

[abrax_pro]

An old man was so old

[Chaosdragon94]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable,

[abrax_pro]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey

[Zero.Tha.Hero]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey felt so sad.

[Lo/Rez]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey felt so sad.

The monkey sold

[Nicsthomp]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey felt so sad. The monkey sold

his little hat

[BigYeti]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey felt so sad. The monkey sold

his little hat

To buy himself

[Lo/Rez]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey felt so sad. The monkey sold

his little hat

To buy himself

a brand new

[BigYeti]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey felt so sad. The monkey sold

his little hat

To buy himself

a brand new

purple Cheshire cat.

[Lo/Rez]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey felt so sad. The monkey sold

his little hat

To buy himself

a brand new

purple Cheshire cat.

It named the

[NotPigeon]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey felt so sad. The monkey sold

his little hat

To buy himself

a brand new

purple Cheshire cat.

It named the

cat Mr. Cattypants

[BigYeti]

An old man was so old, Audiosurf was unplayable, and his monkey felt so sad. The monkey sold

his little hat

To buy himself

a brand new

purple Cheshire cat.

It named the

cat Mr. Cattypants

And taught it                                         _{(to dance a very catty dance.)}

[Chance]

to play audiosurf

[BigYeti]

to play audiosurf

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