Steam.
Steam is trash. I don't want some anti-piracy software tied into every game I own. I was going to buy audiosurf the day it came out. Not anymore. When I buy a product, my business with the manufacturer is over as soon as the charge hits my credit card. I don't need them looking over my shoulder every time I use it like I'm some kind of criminal. And guess what? Steam isn't doing it's job because I'm already seeing audiosurf on a bunch of different warez sources. Steam is for morbidly obese 13 year old noobs who are willing to swill down whatever messy diarrhea drips from the prolapsed anus of corporate giants. You shovel down whatever they feed you because you don't know any better. Steam is all about locking you down, monitoring you, and squeezing every last cent out of people who are honest enough to pay for a game in the first place. Wake up and get your dignity back. Dust off the dorrito crumbs and stop letting yourselves be treated like criminals.